Mangling other languages on t-shirts because they’re cool is one of the greatest cross-cultural phenomenons ever.
As a person who lives in a country where English isn’t the first language and these types of clothes exist in almost every clothing store, I think this is beautiful.
HAMBERGER FRIEND
wait i actually want a shirt that says “WHATS SO FUCK THEN”
When I was in Japan as a teen I bought a shirt that said “One of the greatest pleasures in life is eat.” and the back had a picture of a refrigerator with a thought bubble asking “Something to eat?”
Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.
look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon
And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.
And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.
No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.
We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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